Written by: Nancilee Wydra
Art by Ginny Piech Street
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The following story is a tale
About a fifteen-year-old scale
That I thought was reliable
And what I weighed was undeniable
The scale was ancient thus I was advised
To purchase one that’s digitized
I did, then to my dismay
So many pounds less did I weigh
A chill ran up and down my spine
And although I was feeling fine
I knew something must be wrong
Was I rushing headlong?
Into being extremely ill
Was my health slipping downhill?
Then I realized why this had happened
The coils on the old scale had slackened
This pushed up my weight
Causing this weight mistake
The moral of this wacky tale
If you want to be thin, buy a new scale
Author at At Warrior Kids
N.L. Goodman (aka Nancilee Wydra) is no stranger to being published. She has published 8 books on feng shui, a children's book, and recently a book of rhymes called "Smile or Smirk”. She has lived in Vero Beach over 35 years and loves it!
N.L. Goodman is the name she uses for her rhymes and Thesderina McGurglestein is used for her free children's website atwordwarrirokids.net and children’s books.
Her feng shui books are under her real name, go figure!
N.L. Goodman is the name she uses for her rhymes and Thesderina McGurglestein is used for her free children's website atwordwarrirokids.net and children’s books.
Her feng shui books are under her real name, go figure!
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