Pteronophobia
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Fear of being tickled by feathers
Woe is me I’m burdened with an anxiety
That’s not at all common in any society
Its verbal representation is a strange sounding word
It’s pteronophobia, the fear of being ticked by a bird.
What’s stuffed in the pillows of any chair
Is something of which I deeply care
When as a guest I’m asked to take a seat
With soulful gaze I will beseech
Please know I’m not a nut
But before I plop down on my butt
I beg you to not mislead or deceive
Can a feather pierce your sofa’s weave?
You may think this ornithophobic and crazy
But I know a woman who can’t look at paisley!
Author at At Warrior Kids
N.L. Goodman (aka Nancilee Wydra) is no stranger to being published. She has published 8 books on feng shui, a children's book, and recently a book of rhymes called "Smile or Smirk”. She has lived in Vero Beach over 35 years and loves it!
N.L. Goodman is the name she uses for her rhymes and Thesderina McGurglestein is used for her free children's website atwordwarrirokids.net and children’s books.
Her feng shui books are under her real name, go figure!
N.L. Goodman is the name she uses for her rhymes and Thesderina McGurglestein is used for her free children's website atwordwarrirokids.net and children’s books.
Her feng shui books are under her real name, go figure!
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