Holidays are time-wise fleeting
One joy is overeating
If you’re a nudist it must feel crummy
To have food drop from mouth to tummy
On Christmas eve there’s a giant feast
Sure to make BMI’s increase
Who could resist piled high platters?
Filled with, but does it really matter?
Few are chastised for eating too much food
Carbohydrates alter a grouchy mood
When your appetite has been quelled
And your stomach has amply swelled
You don’t stop but continue on
Till it’s awkward to control a yawn
You start seeing double and you begin to mumble
Get up and leave before you stumble
Unhook your bra miss, undo your belt sir
Go put bromide in a glass of seltzer
And if you are the least bit smart
You’ll swiftly leave before you fart
Author at At Warrior Kids
N.L. Goodman (aka Nancilee Wydra) is no stranger to being published. She has published 8 books on feng shui, a children's book, and recently a book of rhymes called "Smile or Smirk”. She has lived in Vero Beach over 35 years and loves it!
N.L. Goodman is the name she uses for her rhymes and Thesderina McGurglestein is used for her free children's website atwordwarrirokids.net and children’s books.
Her feng shui books are under her real name, go figure!
N.L. Goodman is the name she uses for her rhymes and Thesderina McGurglestein is used for her free children's website atwordwarrirokids.net and children’s books.
Her feng shui books are under her real name, go figure!
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